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Category: Humor

February 20, 2018May 3, 2018Drew (The Wine Wankers)

[GADGET REVIEW] We blew up a balloon inside a bottle of wine and guess what happened….

November 27, 2017February 19, 2018Drew (The Wine Wankers)

The 16 best Christmas gifts for wine lovers in 2017

July 27, 2017July 27, 2017Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

Happy 4th birthday to us – our story!

April 11, 2017May 10, 2017Drew (The Wine Wankers)

April Wine Photo Competition – time for you to vote (and win)

February 20, 2017March 10, 2017Drew (The Wine Wankers)

Wine Wankers Photo Competition – time for you to vote!

February 14, 2017February 20, 2017Drew (The Wine Wankers)

Is this the most ridiculous wine review ever?!

July 22, 2016July 22, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

The best of our latest #wine adventures! What wine have you been drinking?

June 19, 2016July 6, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

Just one glass! Drew in Alsace and our latest top 12.

June 12, 2016June 12, 2016Drew (The Wine Wankers)

We’re off to Alsace this weekend to taste wine, but before that…

June 3, 2016June 3, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

Here’s the latest fun we’ve been having with wine!

May 8, 2016May 8, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

The Wine Wankers top 12 recent wine adventures!

April 24, 2016April 24, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

The best of our recent adventures with wine! We’d love to know what you’ve been drinking…

April 2, 2016April 2, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

The top 12 wines we enjoyed this week!

March 18, 2016December 19, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

Here’s our top 12 #wine experiences for the week!

February 19, 2016March 7, 2016Drew (The Wine Wankers)

Yes; you can make ‘champagne’ and Sparkling Shiraz in a SodaStream

February 17, 2016February 17, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

The Wine Wankers are going global!

January 27, 2016January 27, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

Vinomofo and their Collaborative Dozen

January 18, 2016January 18, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

Piemonte, a wine lover’s paradise!

January 10, 2016January 10, 2016Conrad (The Wine Wankers)

10 things you need to know about Greek wine!

January 8, 2016January 8, 2016Drew (The Wine Wankers)

Happy 50th – Australia’s best cask (box) wines revealed

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Shut up and take my money! . Urban Outfitters has just release a #wine glass holder for your next shower. I may never leave! 🥂🍾🍷. . Post by Drew #winewankers
Look closely - is this the world’s most advanced vineyard setup (scroll to see all the pics). . Despite Quebec’s winter extremes of -30 degree, @vignobleduruisseau is one of the few wineries that are successfully growing #Chardonnay, #Cabernet, #winewankers #PinotNoir, #Riesling and #Merlot grapes. How do they get away with it when all other Quebec wineries resort to using hybrid varieties to withstand the extreme temps? Geothermal energy is the answer - an elaborate network of pipes containing water mixed with glycerine is continually pumped through the vineyard to ensure the soil never drops below -10° C during the cold season. . The technology also protects the vines from frosts and gives an extra 4 weeks of growing season. While this is fine for whites, it’s still not enough for the red varieties. . The winery’s red grape vines live in their own hot houses, where the temperature is regulated to always be a magical 28° C during the growing season. It’s early days yet, as the vineyard has only been operational for 10 years, but the investment and know how surely means this winery is one to watch in Quebec. . Post by Drew #winewankers #quebecoriginal easterntownships #wwcanadatrip #vignobleduruisseau
Have you ever tried ice wine from Canada . Ontario was the first place to make the famous sweet wine black in 1985 and Saragnat were Québec’s first producers, four years later. At the same time they started experimenting with apples to make Canada’s first iced cider. It’s all organic! Even though they were pioneers in this area, they no longer produce an ice wine because of Quebec’s uncertain climate. So now they are making what they call a straw wine. This is when the grapes are picked in November and they are laid out on straw in a freezing cold barn where they are partially dried for the next 4 to 5 months before they are pressed and made into a sweet wine. . Post by Drew #winewankers #quebecoriginals #easterntownships #saragnet
Could Quebec Sparkling Wine one day rival Champagne? . It’s very early days yet, but with climate change going the way it is - locals believe it could. Quebec is cold, very cold - so much so that Chardonnay and Pinot Noir cannot survive the -30 degree winters unassisted. This is why hybrid grape varieties are being used for Sparkling Wine production. These aren't your run of the mill hybrids however, but local indigenous varieties that can handle the winters (Vitis Riparia) crossed with traditional European varieties. Domaine Bergeville specialise is Quebec Sparkling Wine. While their vines are young (around 10 years of age), it’s great to see local producers working with indigenous varieties that create a local style. I cannot wait to taste these wines again once the vines reach full maturity and the the wines have longer to mature on their yeast lees. Regardless, early signs are very promising and this Domaine Bergeville Canonique is delicious right now. Desite it’s pretty pink colour, this organic rose is bone dry and sports aromas of strawberry and spice. . Post by Drew #winewankers #quebecoriginal #easterntownships #wwcanadatrip
Quebec #wine, so hot right now! 🔥 . Post by Drew #winewankers #wwcanadatrip #easterntownships #quebecoriginals
As the fruit finally ripens in Quebec’s #easterntownships, nothing is left to chance. After surviving the fierce -30 degree winters, these nets cover the crops to ensure the grapes are saved from the hungry swallows. . Post by Drew #winewankers #quebecoriginal #easterntownships #wwcanadatrip @leoncourville.vigneron

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